Evil Penguin

I believe in rebirth rather than any of all the boring gods this world has made up. And serious how fun would it be if everything just went black after this? So I choose rebirth. If I have to be realistic than I want to be reborn to a cat, just sleeping all day. That would be fun :P But if I could choose anything than I want to be a vampire. But not a "vegetarian" like the Cullen, what the point in being a vampire if I can't be mean...?